Word on the street has it that Hump has, in his capacity as Area Manager, visited one of the London Pubs, which happens to be run by a Chinese couple. Nothing said at the time but later sent a letter explaining that their command of the Queens' English wasn't that good and he'd henceforth be dispensing with their services. It would seem that their English was good enough to run the pub for several years, and also good enough to read Hump's letter, which, if this tale is true, will be winging its way to m'learned friends, where, in the case of racial discrimination, tribunal settlements tend to be astronomic. Anyone able to shed any light on this one?