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Out yourself!
« on: May 17 - 2010 »
FAO Humphrey Richard Woollcombe Smith of Oxton Hall, Tadcaster.

My name is Mark and I drink Old Brewery Bitter in Widow Cullen's Well in Lincoln.  If you come in to bar me then I am usually wearing a trilby and a long coat.  I usually sit in the upstairs bay window or stand at the bar.  I've helped to keep you rich and in the lifestyle you have become accustomed to.

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Re: Out yourself!
« Reply #1 on: May 17 - 2010 »
I love it!! :P
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Re: Out yourself!
« Reply #2 on: May 17 - 2010 »
And Humph, I would post a photograph of myself on here to make your life easier when you come to bar me, but unfortunately, I cannot work out how to do it!

Mark, AKA DB.
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Re: Out yourself!
« Reply #3 on: May 17 - 2010 »
And I'll be in Nellies between 1-2pm tomorrow. I'll be in the room to the right of the bar. 

Ian AKA ian.  :P
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« Reply #4 on: May 17 - 2010 »
Humphrey - when you get a moment, you can bar me and my colleagues (but better leave Big Mike out of it, for safety reasons!!!) - we'll be in The York Arms on Saturday early evening.  8)

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« Reply #5 on: May 17 - 2010 »
It sounds like Big Mike might be drinking on his own then  ;)

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« Reply #6 on: May 17 - 2010 »
And I was thinking about asking Mr H Smith for a job as a secret OBB taster, for all his pubs in Yorkshire.  Oh well back to Remploy.

ian.
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Re: Out yourself!
« Reply #7 on: May 18 - 2010 »
If we all go in SS pubs at the same time across the UK then THE HUMP can't be in every pub at the same time to bar everybody...unless, no, surely, there can't be HUMP-CLONES, can there?  :o

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« Reply #8 on: May 18 - 2010 »
Well I went into Nellies today at 1pm until 2-30pm in the room I said. Did not get a second glance.

Will post on here when we do the 8 SS pub run in one day. I will name all the pubs and times we plan to visit before hand.

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« Reply #9 on: May 18 - 2010 »
Disappointed!, Very disappointed!  I was expecting a grapling match between you and THE HUMP!

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Re: Out yourself!
« Reply #10 on: May 19 - 2010 »
Quote from: DarkieBoy on May 18 - 2010
If we all go in SS pubs at the same time across the UK then THE HUMP can't be in every pub at the same time to bar everybody...unless, no, surely, there can't be HUMP-CLONES, can there?  :o



The face behind the new Humph clones (replacing area managers)?..
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« Reply #11 on: May 20 - 2010 »
As most of you will know my friend and I are trying to visit as many SS pubs possible.  Hopefully all 285 on Darkieboy's map.

So I've just ordered some tee shirts with " OBB 285 challenge" printed on them and we plan to wear then when we visit SS pubs.

That way it will make it very easy to spot us and yes ban us if they wish. :P 

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Re: Out yourself!
« Reply #12 on: May 20 - 2010 »
Where can I order one?

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« Reply #13 on: May 20 - 2010 »
Just go into Primark get a tee shirt for ?2 and take it to a print shop.  Because I only wanted 3 done, it cost ?7 each to print. But well worth it, just for the p*ss take. ;D

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Re: Out yourself!
« Reply #14 on: May 20 - 2010 »
I'm liking it!  Which is why I started this particular topic, to take the Michael!

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