Does anybody know...........

[SILLYSOD]

thats why we called her backstab burley

[ant]

yep,its official!!!! she has left and hrw smith is now running lauras areas too as well as the rest of uk pmsl god help us all , i remember someone saying there must be humphrey clones,WELL THERE MUST BE!!!!! what will happen when he sacks the draymen,and stocktakers??? yep you got it he,ll turn up with his horses do the drop and stocktake at same time,sack you on spot then open up and drinks will come from a vending machine,hahaha he,s like santa he can get round the globe in a morning

[Coriolanus]

Just how is he getting about the country? I heard he had lost his driving licence, and there were stories about him getting the bus to York and the train to London, so is he getting around just by public transport?!!??? Does his reign of terror over London and his newly acquired Laura Burley pubs mean that his original areas, such as South Yorkshire or Lancashire, hardly ever see him now? As people have stated many times on this site, if it wasnt so serious for those in the firing line, it would make a fine comedy script.

[sovsuppa]

Draymen came the other day and told me Humph had been seen waiting for the York bus, where he would be catching the train to London. He had on his scruffy old suit, a suitcase that you wouldn't have given a tramp and a pair of wellies...bloody wellies!  This guy is sooooo unreal.lol!  He apparantly has a flat in Mayfair. Porsches here, Bentley's there, and Humphs place.  Only thing in it, I believe is a toilet and a microwave. Dont get any better do he.

[OnTheDrink]

Presumably there's also a very large freezer in the flat, to store all the crappy Sarah Brownridge ping food that the microwave is used to heat up?!

[ant]

HE GOES TO THE SOUP KITCHEN,IT CUTS COSTS

[southernboy]

When in London I heard he stays in Wapping in a run down ex staff flat or at the Rose of York which has letting rooms. Sounds a bit more like Hump  cant se him paying Mayfair rates!!!