If Humph does this he's gonna lose a lot of trade from CAMRA. We like our hand-pumps. Pulling a good pint is a matter of skill. Machines don't have skill. If these cylindrical robots (that nearly ruined Stone's brewery back in the 70s) appear in my local, I'm going back to the Last Drop Inn on the Yorkshire Bitter.
Mind you, as an ex-pat sufferner I can't understand why you lot oop 'ere don't insist on oversized marked pint glasses, anyway, so that you get a full pint as well as bubbles.
That would surely be a cheaper solution to the problem than installing a load of ugly pistons and cylinders on push buttons. I thought he wouldn't have machines in his pubs?
And ice-cold OBB is definitely a no-brainer!
How long is it going to be before Humphrey alone is his only customer and staff?
Tone