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Offline Bertie B

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The Poison Dwarf
« on: Dec 12 - 2008 »
The poison dwarf seems to be keeping a very low profile of late , do we have any recent sdightings or is he moonlighting as one of Santa's Elves ? .

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Re: The Poison Dwarf
« Reply #1 on: Dec 12 - 2008 »
Oh no - he's been busy f?$king up the Harewood Arms in Follifoot......Third changeover in a Month having sacked a lovely lady for not being a couple. Idiot.

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 13 - 2008 »
Actually - News Update.....

The new managers at the Harewood Arms, Follifoot have asked the manager at the Radcliffe, Follifoot to verify the contents of the safe, take possession of the keys and have closed the pub and left. Apparently for 'berevement' reasons.

Yeah right.... watch this space...

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Re: The Poison Dwarf
« Reply #3 on: Dec 14 - 2008 »
Apparently for 'berevement' reasons

Well, could be!...

The bereavement of a once health brewery!  :P
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 18 - 2008 »
Umm...No. In fact the couple that FOB signed up with a new permanent contract did, in fact last 3 days. The pub was shut all saturday and All Sunday. Oh an hey, guess what? we are now back with a single female running the place... after he sacked the last one for (not surprisingly...being a single female) when he wanted a couple to run it.

I'm out of expletives!

PS Good luck Emma (new relief), 'cos he'll keep you while the New Year and then try and find another unsuspecting couple.

PPS Tossers! (found one)