Being a regular there must be a right pain!
I think that you'd be more of an "irregular"!
Alright for you - you could just tie up alongside!
Now that's what I call a plan!
However, I am quite happy in the small town where I currently am. There are three really good boozers (one is the regional pub of the year, which took the title from my two favourite Lincoln pubs, who "share" it!) and a collection of others that are above average.